My New Merrell Shoes
Last night when my gay mormon friend came over to watch my kids, she wanted to vacuum for me. I had tried earlier, but I sucked up a crayon and the belt broke, causing that horrible burning rubber stench. It was freezing outside, but I opened the window to get rid of the smell. When my gay mormon friend started vacuuming, she accidently ran it into my shoe laces and the belt almost broke again, plus it ruined my new shoe lace. She felt so bad, but I was laughing. I’m just grateful for her help. She’s a great friend.
